The oldest person alive was born on April 19, 1897, meaning that April 18th, 1897 was approximately the last time the Earth was inhabited by an entirely different set of people and if you don’t think that’s the realest shit ever then you can get right on outta town.
i feel very inappropriate when i’m next to someone and i’m just thinking
there’s a news headline generator that mixes words from real news headlines and they are fucking golden
do you ever feel physically sick because you know you’re not good enough for anybody and you can’t do anything right and you’re too tired
Tracker Jackers- Genetically engineered wasps from the Capitol. One or two stings can cause powerful hallucinations, but several stings can lead to death of the victim.
Stare at the hypnosis for at least 30 seconds then look at the woods in the arena.